Of LOL-ness, High-ness & Lame-ness

Me and U talking about all the random crazy things we want to do!

U: live a good pious life and then do all this stuff in heavens.

Me: or do this all now and rot in hell.

U: WHAT?

Me: what…? We can't sit around eating grapes!

U: so you'd rather burn in hell over and over again?

Me: no! I'd rather sit around eating grapes. But I don’t like grapes  so I'd prefer mangoes and strawberries!

U: you get all those in heavens too

Me: yeah…

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Me: right now math is driving me mad!

W: and economics is cycling me coconuts!

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Me: don't mind me. I have taken the leave of my senses. While you take the leave of the chatness
chatness reminds me of chaat. You know chana chat fruit chat
I hate fruit chaat!

Me: comeback. Lets run to the moon lets smile like the stars and stay in the vacuum
cuz there we can jump and still stay in mid air!

A: yes I like black dresses too

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U: ITS AN IDIOTS PARADE THIS WORLD!!

Me: i want to wear red clothes while parading while everyone else wears black

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ME: .

M: I know right!

Me: indeed! And did you see the dinosaurs?

M: haan!

Me: gosh I love time machines!

M: yaar wo tou sex hai <3 , mera fav tou iron man hai!

Me: no! Barbie fairy topia mermadia! \m/

M: haven’t you seen the inception wala avatar?

M:  it's too much love yaar! Ab mainay usay dekha tou pigs k cubs ki bearish honay lagi! I felt Barbie from hell!

Me: I know right! Friggin' weird!

M: kasmaaay

Me:  I my, red and blue

M: cockroach and bull?

Me: i shall get the wings! i shall have my chance to fly!i will, i will

M: but what about sting on my lap to kiss

Me: dude, you feel as if they'd never foget! But they do and you regret it!

M: haan waisay!

Me: i knows. Catch the colors. HURRY! You lost them silly!